AVERT YOUR EYES IMMEDIATELY!!!
Sorry folks, the obscenity police have viewed the site and have deemed it beyond PG-13. It's no longer advised, overlooked nor acceptable for me to use anything verbally obscene or indiscriminate in any posts moving forward. Although it's extremely funny to me, I am apparently offending some, and that was never really my intention... so I'll have to find more "creative" ways of expressing my blog writing. If you noticed these words in my posts and were offended, then my apologies. They've already been updated to a more "user-friendly" version, and you will no longer see any expletives (outside of a few suggestively placed things that insinuate that word is there for dramatic effect).
Ahhh... it was fun while it lasted. *Clink-clink* here's to the potty mouth comedians out there... I'll always light a candle for you.
Thank you, thank you.. really you're too kind. I'll be here all week.
Try the chicken piccata. Or the crow... the crow is FABULOUS.
For dessert you can try the humble pie. The crust just melts in your mouth ever so gently... like censorship - er - butter.
You can wash it all down with a large glass of shut the hell up.
That is my favorite drink... really wets the whistle and hits the spot.